My brain's toilet. This is where brainfarts stop and become solid waste.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Just to slightly finish off from my last post.
“This is BIOlogically true. When you get pussy, you emit a pheromone, that essentially attracts other females, it’s a nature thing.”
This man comes into my job almost every day with a free frosty coupon. He’s homeless, and he’s also of the nices homeless people that come here. He just made me want to hug him when I saw him mixing ice in what was left of his frosty, just to have a bit more. Smh, I’m giving him another free one. This is saddening me, seriously. I went up to him and offered him one, he smiled and said “naahh” I said you sure? Is there anything I can help you with? He laughed and shook his head in a polite way. One of the most humble people to come through here… Every other one is usually rude, and angry. But this man still keeps his joy. This tells me I should never have a reason to frown, if he can still manage to smile. I ain’t tryna sound like a punk, but my eyes are watering. Real shit man, smh…
OMG I CAN’T STOP WATCHING THIS!!!
wait is this legal ? … . if so i think my school just found a new play
YOU MAD?!
HAHAHAHHHA .
(Source: rideboyride)
Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BRO!?!?
The Pencil & Eraser
Pencil: Sorry
Eraser: Why?
Pencil: 'Cause everytime I make a mistake, you lose a part of you
Eraser: Oh, you shouldn't be sad about that.. As a matter of fact, I was made for you & when I'm gone, you can still find someone who's gonna do the same.
Oh hey, this is husband #6 (LEGIT) ya’ll . ahaha. <3
Ben10 (:
If ya’ll in the ORLANDO area, ya’ll should take his class.
oh my goodness
THIS
I CANNOT
LOOOOL
THAT’S HELLA WOCKA FLOCKA
STUPID ASS
WOCKA
If this is really true, my tears almost always come from pain. :/
oh…explains..
(Source: speak-e4sy)
the question of “why are there only asians in the audience and on stage?” the answer is this. major media outlets like television and radio have yet to really embrace asian americans, which is why you see so many of us runnin shit on youtube. comedy wise, music wise, we have been forced to do it all ourselves and build our own networkds, and the communities support, as you can see in the video. we have to do it ourselves, cuz no one wants to let us in yet.
TimothyDeLaGhetto (via unusualasiandude)
